Monday, April 21, 2008

Intro-Intro-Intro-Intro-ducing . . . Caramelqueen!!!!

Hi All,

I am Caramelqueen and I am Majestically Made by the Creator. Everything about me, from my statuesque frame (5'11"), full hips, full lips and hair that coils around itself like a double helix was designed according to the "Most High's" plan.

Here is my journey towards/reflections upon self-discovery. This blog is also meant as a place where I can deposit my musings and many witticisms about life, love, family and whatever else strikes my fancy.

I'm sure your are wondering where someone so regal comes from . . . well I'm glad you asked!



Yes, yes, royalty can be found in the B-X!!!! This is an homage to the greatest Hip-Hop Group of all time (Public Enemy has officially been dethroned by the uttlerly shamelful coonery of their ever-recognizable hype-man). Ah yes, this takes me back to a time when Hip-Hop was alive and a true artform. Alas . . . I now make my home in the ATL where said artform continues to be butchered and is now composed primarily of "stripper anthems" and downright fuckery ('scuse my language), but I digress. Welcome to my world! =)