Man . . . I was just sitting here looking at some photos of myself and I noticed that I don't have especially long eyelashes and that reminded me of when I cut them as a child. Yeah . . . well that got me thinking about some of the dumb ish I did as a child and how I just wanna thank my Momma for not beating my azz as much as she could have and special shout out to the "Most High" from saving me from myself. Here's a list of some of the stupidist ish I did as a youngster:
1. As stated above, I got the bright idea to cut my eyelashes when I was oh . . . about 7 or 8. Yeah . . . but I don't know why I didn't forsee the hairs falling down in my eye and temporarily blinding me.
2. I was in charge of boiling some hot dogs that were on a paper plate in the kitchen. Well (it must've been the Debil that made me do it, 'cause that's what I told my momma) why did I place the plate with the hot dogs on a burner and proceed to turn on the burner . . . =/
3. I poured some alcohol on the kitchen counter and then lit a match and you know the rest . . .
4. I lived in a building with one of those old fashioned elevators that you had to open the door to get inside. I saw this hole that part of the door closed into and I decided to put my finger in it *buuuzzzz* STRAIGHT SHOCKED!!!! But WHY did I do it AGAIN?!!!!
I'm sure there's much more, but I just have to laugh and give thanks. That's why I can be too mad at some of my sons' antics. *chuckle*
